Monday, January 21, 2013

Awkward convo with grandmother...

Yesterday I wanted to get smirnoff and beer to drink for MLK night since I had leftover BBQ.  I waited until after 12 since it was Sunday.  I ran into my father who said to go in and say high to grandma. I didn't want to tell her I was getting alcohol.  So this is how it went:

Grandmother:  Where are you off to?

ME:  Oh, just around the corner to the store to pick up a few things, grocery, some food for lunch, yah know.

Grandmother:  To get what?

Me:  Oh, just a couple of things, Imma little thirsty, yah know...

Grandmother:  Oh, you thirsty huh?

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

So cutie pie!!

So cutie pie!!

I didn't know they made doggy ice cream!!

And of course you can make your own doggy food!!  Save money!!


Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Stop pretending art is hard.....

Sometimes Mr. Jesus and I have to have a little laugh together.

Take it easy bro.

Nom Nom Nom Butterbeer

My lifelong dream has come true.
I'm going to the grocery store tonight to try this out!!



  • 1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk
  • 1/4 cup butterscotch topping
  • 2 tablespoons whipped butter, room temperature
  • 1 1/2 cups vanilla cream soda


Combine condensed milk, butterscotch topping, and butter in a glass heatproof measuring cup. Heat in microwave for 1 minute. Remove and stir until butter has melted and incorporated into mixture. Meanwhile heat cream soda in another heatproof measuring cup for 1 minute 30 seconds.
Divide butterscotch mixture between 2 (10 to 12-ounce) mugs. Fill mugs with heated cream soda and stir thoroughly. Serve garnished with an old-fashioned butterscotch candy stick.

-(via Food Network)


Nom Nom Nom Nom A NOM A NOM!!!!!!

-beer moustache

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Bagel Head OMG!!

There is a new craze in Japan called bagel head.  It's done with saline.  I now heard it's coming to US goths.
OH OKAY.  This is sooo weird!!

Check out these pictures.

Comment below and let me know what you think about "Bagel Head".

PHEW!! I'm getting a headache!!


Friday, October 5, 2012


I've always wanted these.  I hear you can't put two in a tank together.  I would just litter my house with cool fish tanks with thingies like these:::


You can find more pictures here::

Have a good weekend guys!!  See you on sunday!!


Thursday, September 27, 2012

Leafy Seadragon

Very interesting.  My old boss turned me on to these  a long time ago.  Very cool looking!!

He. He. He.  Cool!

I want. I want. I want.

I really really want a hairless dog and a cat.  That would be perfect for me.  Here are some pics.

AWWWWWWWW.  Soooo Cuttteeee!!.  I want.  I want.  I want.  I'll go without groceries for a week to have you.

I hope these pics make everyone have a wonderful day!!

-Love Lady Audrey

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Here we are again....

Nice to have a new outlook.  Things are not usually so defined.  Sometimes you start large, and then, you begin to chip away....chip away...chip away...  You narrow it down until you come across that one thing that sticks out.  It just doesn't go away.  You can try forever to do bigger and better things (so you think), but really what it boils down hard work and determination.  That was has boiled down for me.  Not going off to Hollywood, or going back to school, just raw creativity and [POD].  Am I really ready?  Not really.  I just ordered a couple of things to help me get off my feet.  Really....let's just see how it goes.  Okay?